drunkenratkings:

congratulations on your face:
charlie day

 ”Knowing that I’m not a model and I’m never going to be has relieved me of the pressure of looking good. If you don’t establish yourself as McDreamy then you don’t have to live up to it.”

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

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You said I was no good. I’m nothing.

Favourite FRIENDS Bloopers
David and Matt (The One With the Nap Partners, season 7)

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#friends 

Chris you fucking meatball!

despite everything i’m still human
but i think i’m dying here

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katemonkeyville:

#i hate to see him leave but i love to watch him go

Hannibal once served me tongue and then made a joke about eating mine. It would be narrow to not at least consider it.

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

veinte9:

sexual orientation: 

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